he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit


petition for being awake before 10 to be illegal


i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him